The Desk of Sir Hatington M. Scotchswillington

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Dinner on September 12th, 2014

1 bowl of ice cream. I swear to god they’re going to find me dead in my apartment one day and the coroners report will read something along the lines of “Lived life like one of those people in an As-Seen-On-TV-Infomercials”. For dessert I might make a sandwich to balance things out but signs point to no

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Dinner on September 7th, 2014

I got back from a run and wanted just, a ton of food. It was an incredible dish, so I’ll record it here as a monument to all time. 
Step 1: Cut up garlic/cheese sausage. 
Step 2: Break off part of lobster mushroom. Cut into smaller pieces.
Step 3: Scramble one egg.
Step 4: Decide one egg is not enough, scramble second egg.
Step 5: Stir a spoonful of honey into scrambled egg, because hey let’s see what happens
Step 6: Place all items into a pan. Fry.
Step 7: Add more honey, because why not.

I have decided to call it dirty eggs, because the lobster mushrooms turned the eggs a brownish color and it looked a little bit gross? BUT IT WAS DELICIOUS. Would have gone well with Laguvulin, if I had any.

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